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Who's the Boss?

A legal executive, an associate and a partner of a large law firm are walking through a city park, when they spotted an antique oil lamp.

The legal executive picked it up, but both the associate and partner grabbed for it, arguing that they found it first. Their tussling had the effect of rubbing the lamp, and to their shock a Genie emerged in a great cloud of smoke.

The Genie announced, "In gratitude of your freeing me from the lamp, I grant you three wishes. As there are three of you, you each get one wish."

The legal executive blurts out, "I want to be in the Barbados, sipping cocktails with a gorgeous movie star." Poof! The legal executive was gone.

The associate, excited by the events, stammers, "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! The associate was gone.

"You're last," the Genie says to the partner, "What is your wish?"

The partner replied, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

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